If you haven’t read the news lately, we are in a recession. That means people are broke, have less money. One of the most expensive products we are doomed to pay for is our health. Healthcare is over 20% of our Gross Domestic Product. The United States is not in any rush to make peoples lives healthier. Why would they? ... Read More »
“The best thing since sliced bread.” – Who said this? Someone very funny and handsome . Chris Zelig state, “I do not care who said it, I want to know what was the best thing before sliced bread.” Only in America would someone come up with a statement like that. More importantly only in America would a carbohydrate be the standard of ... Read More »
The Stupidity of the US Measurement System is hard to comprehend. The english can comprehend it because they use the same stupid system. The only time Americans attempt to utilize the metric system is for their own advantage. Normally when a man wants to lie about the maxim speed of his car or the size of his… well you know. This ... Read More »
Abraham Lincoln great President, very big hat. An incredible man, who worked hard and came home to a very unattractive wife. Mary Todd was probably the most unfortunate lady in to ever grace the White House. You do not have to be attractive to be a good first lady but it doesn’t hurt. Chris Zelig an admirer of Abe Lincoln ... Read More »
I am told that marriage is like a partnership. You give and you take. Over the years in relationships expectations develop. In some relationships certain women demand nearly impossible expectations of their husbands such as remembering anniversary and birthday dates, to pick up the children from soccer giving a nice gift, saying I love you, etc. While in other relationships the man is ... Read More »
Please note that Christopher Zelig does not recommend Gangsta Bungee Jumping as a safe activity. Recent news has revealed that the United State is in a recession. However it is still important to have fun. Maybe you are a thrill seeker, maybe you love looking danger in the eye, maybe you need a creative date idea. The only activity that fulfills all your needs ... Read More »
Ronald Reagan has been the topic of a lot of discussion lately especially after the recent presidential debate. I do not know much about the 80′s. Apparently we spent billions under his direction during the Cold War. I heard of a Star Wars program that apparently would use “Lasers” to shoot down nukes. In any case a bottle of Vodka, some models ... Read More »
Prior to the 1980′s sexually transmitted diseases were something you cure with a pill and a nap. Times have changed, now it seems like there are more STD’s and they can kill you. However the only thing worse than an STD is the practice of safe sex, it takes all the fun out of it. The greater the risk the ... Read More »
Christopher Zelig
